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“Supernova Girl” by Protozoa
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.
Alright this is upsetting.
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? NO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
MARK SALLING, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
and now I spend the remainder of my day sobbing into my pillow.
Effie sat in a chair, gently caressing her new lover. After years of loneliness being District 12’s escort, she had finally found some support and understanding. For the very first time, she felt completely happy, because not only she had some new - and fabulous - new wigs, but she didn’t have to be by herself anymore. “I love you, mahogany table”, she whispered, leaning foward to kiss the furniture.
Suggested by asiantissues!
I AM CRYING, THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
OTP 4 LIFE